The Key to Solving Life's Problems

Our favorite positions to do it... 😈

Life is messy…

Let’s face it, dudes, divas, and besties… life today is extremely messy. In between bills, inflation, depressing news cycles, creative burnout, and grocery prices, life can seem dull and sad. Now more than ever, it’s important to think about solutions. The truth is, sometimes solutions aren’t logical; sometimes they’re soft and simple… like GAY CUDDLES!

Why Gay Cuddles Matter…

In today’s social media doom-scrolling era some physical closeness might be exactly what you need. According to our 10 year experiment of being together, being held for more than 5 seconds can give you a quick nervous system reset (source: trust me bro). Gay cuddles offer that kind of communication without saying any words. And okay, they don’t have to by exactly Gay Cuddles, but calling them Gay immediately makes them sound more exciting and cool. Additionally, it’s a perfect way to reclaim tenderness in a world that doesn’t always make space for it. So please, make them gay.

Our Go-To Cuddle Positions

For maximum softness and comfort, our top position is Cuddly Wuddly. In this one, one of the cuddlers lies on their back, and the other rests their head on their chest, inside their arms. This creates a safe place where you can hear your cuddle buddy’s heartbeat and let it ground you during a bad day or moments of emotional overwhelm. Best used while watching a comfort movie as it rains outside.

Second best is a classic, Spooning. As Mama Ru would say, “You ain’t gotta reinvent the wheel.” Spooning gives you a feeling of protection and support. It is ideal for late nights, early mornings, and quiet moments. It is important to note that there are no rules about how big the big spoon has to be. All spoons spoon, get it? To add extra comfort, let your pet be the tiny spoon.

Close second is the Bear Hug. For this one, you will want to hug your partner really tight and let them hug you back. The deep pressure provides full-body relaxation and support. It is perfect for when emotions are big, and you need something to contain them.

Last but not least is Hand Holding. Best used when you have tried all the other positions and are ready for a little space while still feeling connected. For this one, you and your partner can lie facing opposite directions with only your hands holding. This gives the best vibes for when it is too hot outside, but you still need some love.

What’s next?

Even after you’re done cuddling, you might still want to rip your hair out and cry about the state of the world, but at least you got some cuddles. Cuddles are there to give you the strength to keep going and hang on until things get better. So get out there, find your cuddle bestie, and try it out.